HEMPER UFO Vortex Bong

Bovine Beam Bong

Alien cow abduction frozen forever in the UFO Vortex Bong keeps the smoke swirling circular, like a never-ending conspiracy theory! This novelty bong is better than just a unique design because there are other fun features, not to mention premium materials.

This 14mm female glass bong stands 6” tall and features a fixed 90º joint, base-mounted inline perc, splash guard, venturi inlets to swirl and cool smoke around the cow, colorful highlights, and a UFO mouthpiece. A matching clear, hollow herb bowl is included.

Terp abduction with the UFO Vortex Bong is best with premium smoking accessories like airtight containers, herb grinders, hemp wick, lighters, and beyond!

Fast USA Dispatch: Orders are packed and dispatched within 24–48 business hours from our Edison, New Jersey facility. Shipped via USPS Ground Advantage, USPS Priority Mail, or UPS Ground with full online tracking.

100% Plain Packaging: All glassware is boxed in sturdy, unmarked brown cardboard packaging. The shipping label features neutral sender information with zero reference to bongs, pipes, or smoking accessories.

30-Day Hassle-Free Returns: Unopened, unused items in their original condition and packaging are eligible for return within 30 days. In the rare event of transit damage, notify our US support team within 48 hours of delivery for an immediate free replacement.