HEMPER Glob Goblin Monster Bong

Monster Rips

Looking like he just walked out from the closet, the Globgoblin Monster Bong is ready to make some noise with premium glass features on top of its good looks. This thing is bigger than it looks and hits like a frightening beast (in a good way)!

The designers who came up with this monstrosity glass bong obviously know the good shit. The brightly colored glass sphere and protruding alien eyes have that “Wazowski” factor your friends will love! You’ll love this funny bong so much it may sit more on the trophy shelf, though!

Goblin Good Glass

This cute, funny bong is brought to you by beautiful borosilicate glass! Strong, durable, great for bright color and intricate work, scientific glass brings the Globgoblin Monster Bong to life with great detail- like an eyeball mouthpiece and raised white spine scales!

This cute glass bong stands 8.5” tall, has a 4” round colored body with a clear chamber, a 14mm F fixed and extended 90º joint, and a matching monster bowl, also with raised white dots. There’s monster diffusion inside, too, with double fission perc for awesome cooling action.

Your Globgoblin comes complete with 3.5” round flat base feet for stability, a painted mouth with a hungry tongue and a toothy grin, as well as extended ocular stems with happy blue eyeballs on top, with the left one, is the mouthpiece!

The high-minded designers of the Globgoblin Monster Bong certainly had functional spectacle in mind! The eyeball mouthpiece and extended joint stem keep the flame away from the face. The clear water chamber shows the percs power inside.

Globgoblin Goes Gooey

This little goblin was built for bud but will convert easily for oil. Just add a quartz banger, grab that silicone gear, get a good dabber and torch and let the little guy gooey. Or stay with nugs and give it a good grind. It’ll stay smiling no matter what kind.

The Globgoblin Monster Bong is perfectly sized to show off and so striking you will want to keep it crystal clear. Freshwater every sesh helps, but this bubble bong is also easiest to clean, on occasion, with a soak in an all-natural glass cleaner solution.

Fast USA Dispatch: Orders are packed and dispatched within 24–48 business hours from our Edison, New Jersey facility. Shipped via USPS Ground Advantage, USPS Priority Mail, or UPS Ground with full online tracking.

100% Plain Packaging: All glassware is boxed in sturdy, unmarked brown cardboard packaging. The shipping label features neutral sender information with zero reference to bongs, pipes, or smoking accessories.

30-Day Hassle-Free Returns: Unopened, unused items in their original condition and packaging are eligible for return within 30 days. In the rare event of transit damage, notify our US support team within 48 hours of delivery for an immediate free replacement.